My name is John, or if you speak cantonese, you can call me 啊傑 "Ah Geet".
I am just a CBC fatty stuck in a CBC skinny body. (That's not a complaint.) And don't forget "socially awkward." Just leaping through the wonderful adventure that is life, stopping only for more delicious edibles, making sure I have a good time in between.
Welcome to life as seen through my extremely dark brown eyes.
“We’re making the tourists read a badly-written sign on the side of the walk-way! We better apologize for such an inconvenience!”
What the manager was (probably) thinking.