My name is John, or if you speak cantonese, you can call me 啊傑 "Ah Geet".
I am just a CBC fatty stuck in a CBC skinny body. (That's not a complaint.) And don't forget "socially awkward." Just leaping through the wonderful adventure that is life, stopping only for more delicious edibles, making sure I have a good time in between.
Welcome to life as seen through my extremely dark brown eyes.
The simplest things in life often provide the most pleasure.
This is shown by my simple breakfast here. Let me give you the recipe.
1: Reach for a slice of bread, and grab it.
2: (Optional) Place the slice of bread into a toaster, turn on the toaster, turn the heat and time to make toast the way you desire.
3: (Skip if you skipped step 2) *CAUTION - DANGEROUS* Take your slice of toast out of the toaster. Be careful! Toaster be hot yo.
4: Obtain butter and spread it over your slice of toast. If you didn’t take too long, it should be melting on your toast.
5: *KEY STEP* Procure condensed milk. Spread onto toast. If you like sweet things, you will want to add more.
6: Pick up the slice of heaven that you have created right in front of you, and take a bite.
7: Attempt to restrain yourself from shouting out while in a state of complete foodgasm.
TLDR: Spread butter and condensed milk on toast / bread. Eat.